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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take me, I want rice
    Take me, I want ducks and rice
    I want to shimmy shimmy shimmy to the record store, yeah

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: Shimmy
    Real Lyric: I think me, I want life I think me, I want a house and a wife I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy through the break of dawn yeah

    The story:

    He's going to the record store.
    To get ducks and rice.
    Just let that sit for a second...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/20/2008 7:48 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    :lol: Well, I dunno about *you* but that's where *I* get my ducks and rice.

    Toni_sxe Mar 29, 2009 9:12 pm