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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lost and a-roaming, will damn miss the pain,
    and all the children are insane...
    ...Wayne called us Sir Angel, yeah

    Artist: Doors
    Song: The End
    Real Lyric: Lost in a roman...wilderness of painAnd all the children are insaneAll the children are insaneWaiting for the summer rain, yeah



    The story:

    I was watching Apocalypse Now (which features this song as the opening theme) for the umpteenth time, and telling someone how wierd the lyrics to The End were, and she pointed out that I had them wrong. The embarrassing thing is that I first saw the movie 15 years ago, and in the meantime bought all of Jim Morrison's music. I must have heard this song (from this movie, The Doors movie, and the CD's) a hundred times before being corrected.

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