This was actually what happened to a friend of mine. I was over her place and we were listening to the song ( To her credit though, this was the first time she'd ever heard the song, and the sound was down really low) and she said " did she just say smash my face on the dashboard!" and I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! Then her mum came in and asked us what we were laughing about and i told her and then she said " Oh, i always thought it said "always want to place upon the salmon!" and I'm just thinking WTF!!!!! is there some really defective hearing gene in this family!!!!!!!! LOL