Actually, a friend confided in me years ago that he had mis-read those lyrics. I didn't see this submission on the list so I thought I'd contribute. I got a kick out of his "lyrics" and when I told my 11 year old son about them this afternoon (song came on the radio) he couldn't stop laughing. Then I told him about the "kiss this guy" thing which I had misread for years until I was in my early 20's. Found your site today and decided to add the "Jet Airliner" misquote.
