I loved the song but the lyrics just didn't make any since because Elvis Presley ( the original artist ) would never open his Vegas tribute with what sounded like horny ramblings the main charecter on the show Bones (which was invented over fifty years later ) would think. Another favorite of mine was " ride my Chevy " I figured those were the actual lyrics either that or my other favorite " ride my Harley ". Ride my Harley sounded Elvis like and so did ride my Chevy but since it was begining to sound more and more like what I posted I knew it couldn't be right so I found the correct lyrics. In my own silly sorta way I actually think my version makes more sense.
