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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Round John Virgin, motherless child,
Holy lint sewed tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peas,
Sleep in heavenly peas.

Artist: Traditional

Song: Silent Night

Real Lyric: Round Yon Virgin, mother and child,Holy infant so tender and mild,Sleep in heavenly peace,Sleep in heavenly peace.

The story:

My dad and I were listening to the 24/7 Christmas music on one of our radio stations. I started to sing my version, Dad almost crashed laughing, and corrected me.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

12/22/2007 7:38 am

Age it happened

11

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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