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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wrapped up like a dou-che
    in the middle of the night

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuceAnother runner in the night



    The story:

    I was belting out the lyrics, singing along to the radio, when my
    cousin's wife's dad heard me and flipped out. "WHAT did you
    just sing?!?" he asked. I told him. He proceeded to lecture me
    on just how insulting my version of the lyrics was, since the
    real lyrics are "about this amazing, classic car, the .... deuce...,
    which I always wanted when I was young..." I replied: "Yeah,
    okay, but you have to admit that my words are a lot funnier :-D
    " Bad move. More freaking out by him ;-P

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