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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Schlossy wants my wild eye.

    Artist: Bush
    Real Lyric: Try to see once my way.



    The story:

    I figured Gavin and the guys must be into Buddhism, and that schlossy (or schlosse), was some Zen god who wanted them to give up their wild lifestyle-- hence the "schlossy wants my wild eye." Listen to the song and see if it doesn't sound like,"schlossy wants my wild eye." I had to listen over and over once I knew the lyrics, and still can't believe he's saying, "Try to see it once my way!!!"

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