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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No ducks are hassled in the classroom.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.



    The story:

    Actually, it was my husband. He was telling my daughter that this is what he always used to think they said and couldn't figure out why there were ducks in the classroom. Of course, now she hassles him about it constantly.

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