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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
    Grow a fancy tree and eat it.
    Show us you're funny, strong and just bright,
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!No one wants to be defeated.Showin' how funky strong is your fight,It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.

    The story:

    My really cool, older next door neighbour was a Michael Jackson fan and I was proud to be singing along with her... until she stopped the music and said "What did you say?"

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/28/2002 3:45 pm

    Age it happened

    7

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    THIS. IS. EPIC. ...Just not sure if it's an epic win or an epic fail, though. ;)

    Vueiy_Visarelli Aug 22, 2011 10:27 pm