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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Each morning I get up I dilate...

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a little...



    The story:

    I was standing on stage singing this song in front of about 500
    people during a show. That's when I suddenly started thinking
    through what I'd been singing for sos many years. I don't think
    anyone had noticed, but I just had to stop the band and tell the story. I saw people in the audience laughing even when we finally managed to get through the song (with the right lyrics)...

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