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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm blue, if I was green I would die

    Artist: Eiffel 65
    Real Lyric: I'm blue da be de da ba die



    The story:

    It came on the radio one day I started singing it at the top of my voice. My mother helpfully pointed out that it was 'da be da ba die' and proceeded to chuckle warmly at my expense. All I could think was that my version made a lot more sense. Luckily I'm not the only one who thought it was 'if i was green i would die.' I told some of my friends about it and they said they had thought that was the real lyric too.

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