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Hotel California Misheard Lyrics
by Eagles
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Misheard "Hotel California" Lyrics
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of p...
A lot of pretty, pretty boys that she ca...
Warm smell of Eucalyptus rising up throu...
There were horses down the corridor...
Warm smell of fajitas,
risin' up th...
We haven't had aspirin here since 1969...
Warm smell of the wheat dust
rising...
What a nice surprise
When your rabbi...
Up ahead in the quicksand...
Then she lit up a Ken doll,
And she ...
On a dock, there's a highway....
On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip ...
Warm smell of policemen rising up throug...
What a nice surprise, when you're out of...
All the doctors in highway Cool Whip in...
I hit too heavy in my sack of gin I ha...
Once felt I could eat dust, rising up t...
They stab it with their steely knives bu...
her mind is stiff and it's twisted, she...
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim...
One paraplegic, Rising up in his chair....
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in m...
Once failed up a leap test rising up thr...
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shiver...
warm smell of police dogs...
One smell of the leep gas rising up thro...
So I called up the Captain, n"Will you b...
My head grew heavy so I cycled in nI had...
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Funniest Misheards by Eagles
You've been outright offensive, for so l...
What a nice surprise
When your rabbi...
I'm looking for a lover who won't blow m...
Then she lit up a Ken doll,
And she ...
Warm smell of policemen rising up throug...
Can't find the door/can't find my underw...
On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip ...
We're gonna eat a hard egg tonight, ha...
We haven't had aspirin here since 1969...
Rice in the vaseline,...
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