THE MISHEARD:

I've been kissed by a nose on the grave

The story:

I was wrapping Christmas presents with my mother, and I had the radio turned on (we couldn't find any of our Christmas tapes), and the song came on. I had already heard it once, and thought the lyrics were confusing, so I reached to turn it off. However, it was apparently one of my mother's favorite songs, so she told me to keep it on. At this point, I asked why on earth she wanted to listen to a song about someone dead kissing a nose. She was extremely confused, and asked me to explain, so, when the line came up, I sung along with it. My mother laughed so hard she cried!