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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Indian daddy, I hope your ghost is well
    Please come see me in the citadel

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Citadel
    Real Lyric: Candy and Cathy hope you both are wellPlease come see me in the citadel.



    The story:

    I had the album, and I'd been listening to it for months -- I knew that the song was about the Stones' visit to the U. S., and I thought, "Like, wow, they're being, y'know, groovy -- instead of just coming over here andy partying like a bunch of rich rock stars with over-inflated egos bulging trousers, they're actually taking time to pay tribute to the spirits of departed Native Americans! Maybe they'll start to become, y'know, like, spiritual..."
    And then I picked up a rock magazine, read about the song, and saw the lyrics. "Candy and Cathy," it turned out, were JUST TWO GODDAM GROUPIES! More rock-star egos, more over-inflated codpieces... See America? Drop by Pine Ridge for a chat with Black Elk's grandson? Mick and Keith hadn't even left the hotel...

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