I was watching TV and some guy was singing the song karaoke- style and suddenly I realized he's not singing the song right, so I go to my friend, "I just realized what this dude is saying, and it's stupid. I always thought the guy was saying your hairbrush is mine, and I always thought that was really rude, until I just realized he was saying your hand brushes mine, and I don't like the song as much anymore!"
