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Artist	Tina Turner (Click for more)
Song	Private Dancer (Click for more)

The story:

This was actually a male friend of mine trying to impress me. He was convinced the song was a veiled reference to surrogate motherhood. I laughed and cuffed him round the head.

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Submitted by	Anonymous
Submitted on	11/08/2001 09:42 AM
Age it happened	22
Age you realized	---
Better than original?	Yes
Convinced others you were right?	No
Was partying involved?	No

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