The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
What's embarrassing is that it wasn't me who misheard them, but I was persuaded by someone who did. I was in 4th grade, and this kid named Mike Sparling would chant these wrong lyrics with such conviction every single recess that when I finally heard the song, that's all I could hear. I remember asking him what the hell he was singing, but he just sang with more conviction, apparently to make me feel jealous of his secret knowledge.
When I finally understood the actual lyrics, it had been years since I'd seen him, and it made me feel weird to remember it all so clearly.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/16/2001 12:13 pm
Age it happened
23
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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