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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm so up-i-tut
    I'm so up-i-tut
    I'm so up-i-tut
    She's so cold

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'm so hot for herI'm so hot for herI'm so hot for herShe's so cold



    The story:

    What's embarrassing is that it wasn't me who misheard them, but I was persuaded by someone who did. I was in 4th grade, and this kid named Mike Sparling would chant these wrong lyrics with such conviction every single recess that when I finally heard the song, that's all I could hear. I remember asking him what the hell he was singing, but he just sang with more conviction, apparently to make me feel jealous of his secret knowledge.
    When I finally understood the actual lyrics, it had been years since I'd seen him, and it made me feel weird to remember it all so clearly.

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