THE MISHEARD:

Christ the royal bastard leans against the phone

Real Lyric	Christ the royal master leads against the foe

Artist	Hymns (Click for more)
Song	Onward Christian Soldiers (Click for more)

The story:

I used to sing this in church with great enthusiasm for many years before I ever picked up the hymnal. I was about 11 or 12 when I finally read the lyrics. Nobody ever noticed my bastardization -- I used to always picture a bearded Jesus in his robe and sandals hanging out in a phone booth.

Submitted by	Anonymous
Submitted on	04/23/1998 12:00 AM
Age it happened	12
Age you realized	---
Better than original?	Yes
Convinced others you were right?	No
Was partying involved?	No

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