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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You walked in to a party
    Like you were walkin onto a yacht
    Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
    Your scommpet was apricot

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: You walked in to a partyLike you were walkin onto a yachtYour hat strategically dipped below one eyeYour scarf it was apricot



    The story:

    It was actually a close friend of mine, and we were having
    a conversation when she mentioned something about a "scommpet."
    I told her that definitely wasn't a word, and she proceeded
    to back herself up with this song as evidence. I didn't know
    the song that well but I sure knew scommpet wasn't a word, so
    we asked this lady who thought she knew everything, and she told
    us it went, "Your scarf it was halfway c**ked." I laughed and
    laughed at my friend, and then even later we found out the real
    words, which are much closer. But listen to it--I can't stop
    hearing "scommpet" now!!

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