THE MISHEARD:

Ice Capades, we'll have a good time
Ice Capades, leave your worries behind

The story:

Oh my gosh, I was at a party with some of my old high school friends, and we were just talking about the good old days and some of the music we used to like back then. Someone brought up Janet Jackson, and though I never had any albums of hers, I remembered the song "Ice Capades" because it made me think of when I was a kid and we used to go once a year to see them. I started singing it really loud in my Janet Jackson voice. Needless to say, I am ragged to this day about the Ice Capades. Last year, a friend of mine even mailed me fake Ice Capades tickets as a joke. Hopefully Janet will forgive me for this travesty.