The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I asked my mom how they knew God was gray. She looked at me and said, "Where did you get that idea?" and I told her that before dinner we prayed "God is gray, God is good" and she laughed so hard she had to call my dad at work and tell him. Occasionally when I visit them they still say it that way.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
8/9/2001 10:11 am
Age it happened
6
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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