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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We used this in our school musical this year that our director wrote himself. We used three different interpretations :

    "RESPECT! Take some PCP!"

    "RESPECT! With a EPT!"

    "RESPECT! Brave Heart, set me free!"

    Artist: Aretha Franklin
    Song: Respect
    Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to meR-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B (taking care of business)sock-it to me, sock-it to me, ect.

    The story:

    The entire school has seen the musical, but no one has corrected us thus far.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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