The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
We had to sing this every morning after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in grade school. I sang it that way for the first three years, before my third grade teacher took me aside one morning. And to imagine, the British actually use this silly thing as their national anthem!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
4/23/1998 12:00 am
Age it happened
7
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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