| Real Lyric | Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today |
| Artist | Elton John (Click for more) |
| Song | Tiny Dancer (Click for more) |
I figured Elton John must be gay if he was singing about Tony Danza
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 02/28/1998 12:00 AM |
| Age it happened | 0 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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