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"Crocodile Rock" Funny Misheard Lyrics
by Elton John
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Misheard "Crocodile Rock" Lyrics
I never knew the umbrella turn, and I gu...
I remember when iraq was young........
...when you feed your cat named Bill......
dreamin' of my Chevy and my aubergines...
When Suzie's wuzzle was so tight....
Dreaming about my Chevy and my Ovaltine....
When Susie wore her dress **s tight...
When Susie woman dresses fight...
That Suzie woman, dressed in tights...
With Suzie woman, dressed up right...
holding hands and kissing stones...
And suzie was a transvestite....
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Someone shaved my wife tonight...
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Get back hump a cat...
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She's got electric boobs, a nowhere suit...
Your cat can't pee in your penthouse.....
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