| Real Lyric | I am the eggman |
| Artist | The Beatles (Click for more) |
| Song | I Am The Walrus (Click for more) |
My friend was over for dinner and put chop sticks under his top lips. As his wife rolled her eyes, he said, "I am the walrus." I quickly retorted, "and I am the apeman!" He said it was, "I am the eggman." Several of us laughed at him, and I said "how could you be so lame." He knew about this web site...now I am the goofman. Sorry John.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 04/06/2002 07:14 PM |
| Age it happened | 34 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | Yes |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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