20%-Off the Two Tickets To Paradise by Eddie Money Guitar Tab
THE MISHEARD:
I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.
| Real Lyric | I've got two tickets to paradise. |
| Artist | Eddie Money (Click for more) |
| Song | Two Tickets To Paradise (Click for more) |
The story:
I'm at work doing mindless boring physical labor and bellowing what I believe are the words to keep myself occupied. One of my coworkers looked and me and said, "Brad, you do realize those aren't the right words, don't you?" I replied, "Not really; I can't understand a word I hear in most music. This sounds to me like what they are singing." My coworker replied, "You are one sick puppy." I said, "Maybe I am, but if they have flu, rickets and parasites, they're sicker than I."
20%-Off the Two Tickets To Paradise by Eddie Money Guitar Tab
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 07/29/2004 06:09 PM |
| Age it happened | 33 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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Well, don't go to paradise then and infect the natives without going to the doctor!
DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:35 pm
(2 tickets to paradice)
Nick56 Mar 24, 2010 3:05 pm
Two chickins to paralize
Nick56 Mar 24, 2010 3:05 pm
Oh my gosh I laughed even harder at JMonkey's version!
PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:14 am
I hope you got all your immunizations up to date as well. This is absolutely hilarious. I always thought it said, "I got bum rushed by an Asian Guy."
JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:33 am
I definitely prefer these lyrics to the real ones.
smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:19 am
HAHAHAHAAHAHA......I cant stop laughting.
jojolucky Nov 28, 2008 6:49 pm
