THE MISHEARD:

everytime i turn around, dracula appears

The story:

i was literally scared to turn around and look behind me when this song would come on! it wasn't until years later when i was actually playing in a band i was singing it while setting up for a gig. my friends just looked at me busting out laughing. of course, i had no idea what was so funny. anyways, they told me and i was the laughing stock of the night. we still get a kick out of it to this day.