| Real Lyric | Tonto know that Kimosabi Never ever have a woman Tonto sometime stop and wonder What the trip with the great white brother Maybe masked man he a poofter Try it on with surly Tonto |
| Artist | Quantum Jump (Click for more) |
| Song | The Lone Ranger (Click for more) |
Actually, it wasn't me, it was my sister Ann who lived in blissful
ignorance of the true lyric for years.
When we pointed out the correct lyric to her, at first she was
startled, then we all roared with laughter.
"But Ann", we asked, "didn't you hear the part about 'poofters'?"
"Oh yeah, I got that"
"So how would a girl's name fit in to that?"
"I dunno. It's just what I thought I heard. I didn't actually stop and think about it!"
| Submitted by | KTGTid |
| Submitted on | 03/23/2009 04:39 AM |
| Age it happened | 0 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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