20%-Off the Centerfold by J. Geils Band Guitar Tab
THE MISHEARD:
My anus is the center hole
| Real Lyric | My angel is a centerfold |
| Artist | J. Geils Band (Click for more) |
| Song | Centerfold (Click for more) |
The story:
Actually, I read this misheard lyric in a magazine while on lunch break one day. I showed it to a co-worker and we laughed so hard that he started crying and I fell out of my chair and almost pissed myself. I just want to know how many holes this person has. . .
20%-Off the Centerfold by J. Geils Band Guitar Tab
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 01/08/1997 12:00 AM |
| Age it happened | 23 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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i lol (literally!) reading this lyric!
alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:26 am
My 8 yr old thought it was, "My angel has a cell phone." We didn't correct it, because well, he was 8...
rowdy3 May 24, 2011 8:57 pm
sounds like the making of an alien movie
alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:41 pm
sounds like the making of an alien movie
alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:40 pm
haha
srosethal Sep 25, 2010 8:27 pm
OMG, whoever misheard it like that was watching way too much porn. So funny but so wrong!
danaboylaski May 28, 2010 10:45 am
Lol other holes too
Nick56 Mar 24, 2010 2:38 pm
This is one in the book. Love it, though.
Lullooria Nov 18, 2009 3:38 pm
This is so wrong. Obviously, this person made it up. No one could actually think it said that...and why would it? Sick and wrong!!
hattrick Aug 29, 2009 12:52 am
this is one of the funniest misheard lyrics ever!!
starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:01 am
this is one of the funniest misheard lyrics ever!!
starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:00 am
haha classic
jackdude Jun 03, 2009 10:34 am
That is just plain awesome.
writingfreak Apr 22, 2009 8:10 pm
My anus is the center hole, that is awesome. My anus is the out door.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:11 am
I laughed for the longest time and peed myself and started crying after reading this. I can't breath anymore. This is the funniest misheard lyric EVER.
Diabolic88z Feb 13, 2009 12:28 am
I started looking through these when some friends and I were sitting around talking about "wrapped up like a douche" and other misheard lyrics. When I came across this one, I laughed so hard, I cried. I couldn't even read it to the group I was laughing so hard.
oddcomments Jan 05, 2009 12:08 pm
If the anus is the centre hole, what are the holes on either side of it?! This has to be one of the funniest misheards that I've heard!
mistytigger846 Sep 11, 2008 3:09 am
I read this at work and sat there in the xray room laughing like a total idiot,tears running down my face,hardly able to breathe. I'm gonna sue.
ponkkaa Aug 16, 2008 3:55 am
