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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    “Just give up the game and get into me,
    If you’re looking for thrills, let’s get coffee”

    Artist: Kelly Clarkson
    Real Lyric: “Just give up the game and get into me,If you’re looking for thrills then get cold feet.”



    The story:

    Basically, I am a huge Kelly Clarkson fan; so when her new
    CD came out back in 2009 I (like any dedicated fan) got tickets
    to her concert. I was determined to convince my friend to like
    her music so she’d go with me to her concert. We were
    hanging out at her apartment and I casually threw her CD in.
    As I sang along to one of my favorite songs on the album, “I
    Do Not Hook Up”, my friend’s boyfriend told me I was singing it
    wrong. I rolled my eyes and proceeded to tell him how I was “a
    big fan” and how I was “PRETTY POSITIVE I knew the actual
    lyrics”. We googled it and I definitely ended up sticking my foot
    in my mouth. Serves me right for being c**ky! ;)

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