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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...and a partridge in a pantryyyy.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: ...and a partridge in a pear tree.

    The story:

    It was my brother who misheard this. My family was crammed into my sisters car, and we went to this Christmas display at the local Pepsi plant. They show a little picture for each of the twelve days with the song playing. We were all singing along when my brother sang "and a partridge in a pantry." We all busted up just fits my brother's goofy personality anyway. He had always thought those were the lyrics. When we asked him why the partridge would be in a pantry, he asked why it's in a pear tree...good point I guess.

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